Seeing the big bird Ruqi was stunned, Yi Feiyang laughed at the opportunity: "Yeah, which writer we are talking about is stupid, you little boy, who will it be?"

"Just ..." Without waiting for the fart boy to answer, Uncle Lu Qi hurriedly covered his nephew's mouth. "Oh, your topic is quite special ... Actually, I always say that you are a good screenwriter, so young , So handsome again, haha! "

"Oh, is that right? Am I so good? Your nephew doesn't seem to say that!" Yi Feiyang said, "Also, he said that you are an action movie star. Would you like me to tell him what you are doing? Action movie? "

Lu Qi couldn't laugh, and reached Yi Feiyang's ear. "Please, give me some face! Is I wrong, okay?"

Yi Feiyang: "It depends on your future performance."

"Rest assured, I absolutely obey orders."

...

They murmured here, Robert Jr. scratching his head and couldn't help asking: "What are you talking about?"

"I'm telling your uncle, what kind of reward should you get if you betray him?" Yi Feiyang laughed.

"Really? Bakers get rewards too?" Robert couldn't say a word.

"That's right, let's say, what do you want?"

"I want to be a big star like my uncle!"

"Okay, ambitious! But don't learn like your uncle, he is a bird star ... a bird star! You must become a real big star in the future and play many movies that many audiences like, for example, you can go Act as a 'vampire,' the handsome one, so that all girls will fall in love with you! "

"Can I ... can I do that?" The future "Twilight Man" said unsurely, "I can play a handsome 'vampire'?"

"Of course!" Yi Feiyang took off a button from the cuff. "Here, this is our agreement. Whenever I have that ability, as long as you give me this button, I will hold you. Be a star! "

"You're telling the truth?" Robert Jr. held the button tightly, as if it were the "magic pea" in the fairy tale.

"Of course it is true. I never lie. I will make you a big star!"

"Is it the big one?" Robert Little's eyes were full of stars.

"Well, the very kind."

"Older than Stallone?"

"Well, bigger than Stallone."

"Where is Arnold?"

"You mean Arnold Schwarzenegger, older than him!"

"Oh yeah! I will be a big star in the future!" Robert Jr. jumped up.

When Big Bird Lu Qi saw Yi Feiyang so "coaxing" the child, he not only said gratefully, "You really have the ability, I have never seen him so happy."

Yi Feiyang's mouth angled up, weirdly: "I'm not coaxing him, I'm telling the truth, your nephew will be very red in the future!" Then added, "Red through Hollywood!"

Ruchi shrugged, and said, "Gods, bragging about not drafting!"

...

The rudimentary Chengren version of "Spongebaby" shooting scene.

The first screenwriter Yi Feiyang directed people to design the scene, modify the type of the stage, the most important thing is to communicate well with the buddies of the lighting and props division, how to light up when the shooting will be, how to arrange props to appear.

In addition to this, Yi Feiyang also took care of the emotions of actors Natasha and Big Bird Lurgi, and told them the outline of the new script.

"My requirements are simple. This is not just a ** film, but a story movie. I want you to cooperate with my shooting techniques and use direct and effective cartoon expression methods to complete this honesty version of the fairy tale. Do you understand? "

Natasha shook her head with Big Bird Ruchi and others, "I don't understand."

Nonsense, Yi Feiyang said too deeply. Before they filmed av, whether it was a director or a screenwriter, they only said a word to them: "Keep working hard!"

Yi Feiyang scratched his head. Now he understands that filming is not so simple!

"Simply put, I want you to show your most innocent, cartoonish and beautiful side, such as Big Bird Lucci, what do you think is your best?"

Big bird Ruqi shook his Majesty with impoliteness, "Is this a question ?!"

What about Natasha, she shook her pair of big waves in the same way.

Yi Feiyang was almost speechless.

"Well, I can't explain it to you ... who, Fat Jack, come over and tell them!" Yi Feiyang had to send a fat man, after all, this was a screenwriter before, I should be able to communicate with them clearly.

"Oh, Master, I'm here!" Fat Jack jumped up like Dumbo.

"You guys, your understanding is so poor, I don't say you guys! See, it 's hard work for Yi screenwriters, writing scripts, and rehearsing. It 's almost three heads of work alone, even if it 's a cow. He's exhausted, and he still teaches to you ... but after so much you don't understand it, it's stupid! "Jack Jack didn't even speak before, let's start with a reprimand.

Yi Feiyang couldn't help but, "Well, just be on time, don't make a fool!"

"Okay, now we are back to work, let me tell you how this play should be performed ... That big bird Lurgi, how about you, dressed up as a SpongeBob, wearing a yellow sponge costume, and walking to In front of Natasha, then she said, hello, dear friend, I'm SpongeBob, and I'm very depressed now, can you please make me happy? Natasha plays Sandy, yes, it is A squirrel with a smooth and beautiful female name, you must give full play to the charm of your female name, seduce him, attract him, tease him ~ tease him, in short, lead him to bed ... "

When Yi Feiyang first heard it, he felt good. At least this fat Jack could understand his distress, but then the drama he talked about was too ... too nonsense.

"Yes, you work hard, do great work! Think of yourself as a superman and a superwoman, use your whole body of enthusiasm to light this little poor bed, let it squeak, and desperately ask for forgiveness!" Speaking of froth, excited ~ passionate.

"Other actors, come here! Seeing that your bald head looks like a hang-up, it must be playing the big supporting role of" player star "with simple mind and negative IQ in the script; and you, with two antennae, must be It 's extremely clever, it 's the crab boss who bleeds; as for you, needless to say that with eight legs and a bare green hat, it must be playing the literary young man 'octopus' in the play ... "

"You all listened to me clearly. Waiting for your part is very simple. When SpongeBob fights Sandy the Squirrel, you have to form a cheerleading team and cheer for them loudly! Remember, you must be excited, Exaggeration, excitement, there is a sense of joy in being struck by lightning ... Your actions must be enough to stir up emotions, enough force, there is a sense of impulse in the spring when the little womb bears make love ... "

"In short, you have to keep these two points in mind. You are the actors and the audience. You are the success or failure of you. You are the soul of our show. Without you, this show is trash. The director is trash. The screenwriter is trash. Me too Trash! Alright, what I said, do you understand? "

The big birds Ruqi and Natasha nodded.

Yi Feiyang fainted.

Exam, this works!