Chapter Twelve. [US version of "Uncle Bird"]

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From the shooting scene of Chengren film, Leng Buding came up with a child; it was equivalent to drilling a ghost from the sacred church.

Look at the boy who got out of the back of Yi Feiyang's chair. He looks very beautiful and cute. His blue eyes and exquisite facial features have a few freckles on his face, but he will not affect his growth into a beautiful man. It's just that the clothes on your body are a little dirty, and they must look very naughty.

The boy didn't have the consciousness of being a thief, looked at Yi Feiyang, and said with a smile: "Your grapes are so delicious. I can't help but just eat a few."

"Your butt looks very good, I can't help but want to hit twice, how about it?" Yi Feiyang said in his tone.

"I'm a kid, you're an adult, wouldn't you have trouble with me?"

"What do you say?" Yi Feiyang raised his palm.

"Don't, I surrender."

"You seem to have surrendered once."

"This time is true!" The boy shrugged. "I can't beat you, so I have to surrender."

"Well, now that you choose to surrender, I will ask you what you will answer." Yi Feiyang said "seriously."

"Like the prisoner?"

"almost."

"Willn't you be sentenced to punish me, right? Like in the movie, yelling at the table, or beating my belly?" The little boy asked, holding his belly.

Yi Feiyang: "..."

"If you obey, I wouldn't do that."

"So good, I'll be obedient." The little boy sat down on the side chair with his hands folded, and looked like a prison prisoner, then added, "Now that I'm ready, you can start questioning me!" "

Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes. "Then I ask you, what's your name? Why is it here?" It's shocking to know that this is the studio where Chengren was filmed.

"A few questions? Is it one or two?" The little boy blinked earnestly.

"It's two."

"Which one do I need to answer first?" The little boy continued to ask seriously.

Yi Feiyang suddenly felt dizzy. It turned out that interrogating the child was so troublesome.

"You can answer whatever you want first." Yi Feiyang said stiffly.

"Then I will answer my name first." The little boy thought for a while and said, "I have a lot of names, I don't know which one you ask? At home, my mom and dad called me" trick or treat ". Like to call me 'Freckles', well, my teacher calls me 'ADHD' ... "

"I usually like to play football and basketball, but those older children do not play with me, saying that I am too short, and I do not like to play with those little farts, it's boring, they cry when they lose ..."

"I have an old dog named Harry, but Harry got dysentery last year, and Rashila died. I buried it in our garden and gave it a tombstone. It says, my favorite My companion, Harry, has been here for a long time ... I love Harry so much, really, I love it so much, I cried every night at that time ... "

The little boy introduced it in great detail, but Yi Feiyang felt awful.

"Well, stop! I just want to know your specific name, don't have any ghost nickname!"

The little boy crossed his hands and shook his shoulders like an adult. "So man, I can tell you, my name is Robert Pattinson! Yes, that's the name in our hukou, isn't it nice?"

"Robert Pattinson?" Yi Feiyang thought the name seemed familiar, and looked at the handsome guy again, and suddenly knew who he was ... the future "Twilight Man", Robert Pattinson!

In the future, "Harry Potter" will be popular with men in glasses and many people, including a very humble guy who plays the top student of the Magic Academy in the play. Unfortunately, he was not lucky, he was not popular, he continued to play shrimp and play a small role. Until 2008, the young man came to work, and he became a bright star with his shot of "Vampire Boy" Edward Cullen in "Twilight".

There is no doubt that this starfish with a salty fish turning color is Robert Pattinson.

If nothing else, this is the little boy in front of me.

"Second question, how did you come here?"

"Oh, my uncle brought me here. He works here and says he is a big star. Take me to see."

"Your uncle?"

"Yeah, his name is Big Bird Lucci, why don't you know him? He said he's a big star, and no one in Hollywood knows him! Of course, except those rookie guys who just arrived in Hollywood!" Robert blinked Eyes said proudly.

Yi Feiyang couldn't help crying or laughing. If you remember it well, Big Bird Lu Qi, but the hero of this sincerity film, is the man who will soon play the "sponge baby" guy. Also, he actually brought his nephew to such a set, what kind of education is this? !!

"Ah, know, I know him of course! Indeed, he is a big star!" Yi Feiyang laughed, "but do you know what he is doing here?"

"Well, he said it's an action movie. It's a very explosive one ... I like action movies, especially Stallone. I watched" The First Blood "seven times! He also starred in" Rocky " ", It 's also very good ... My uncle said that he is also Stallone, but his opponents are all women, very powerful women. The uncle said that they all practice a kind of magical power, what is called a star sucker **, which makes him soft every time. Lying down ... I don't understand what is terrible for women, Soviet boxing champions and Vietnamese, that's terrible! "

Yi Feiyang was quickly defeated by the little fart in front of her, lamenting: "Your uncle, talent!"

"Yeah, even he himself said that he is a talent. Those screenwriters do not need to be stupid ... and the new stupid screenwriter has to do some remakes, so that his previous plays are all for nothing!" Robert Jr. said in an adult tone.

"Stupid fork screenwriter?" Yi Feiyang frowned.

Robert's eyeballs twitched, "Wouldn't you just be that ... that silly fork?"

"What do you say?" Yi Feiyang stared at him.

"Oh, in fact, I was just talking about fun. My uncle said that the new writer is good, kind and friendly, and kind ..."

"Edit, continue editing."

"That, and ... I'm sorry, I can't make it up." Little Robert lowered his head anxiously.

Yi Feiyang looked at him and didn't speak.

Seeing that it was not pitiful to wear, Robert Jr. tipped his toes and patted Yi Feiyang's shoulder like an adult. "Hey man, I know you're angry and sad now, but you don't care too much, everyone will When I get scolded, like me, I'm often scolded by Uncle Lucci as a 'trickster' ... "

"Hey, troublemaker! Where are you?" Said Cao Yu, Cao Yu arrived. The big bird Lurch appeared just then.

"Uncle, I'm here." Robert waved at him.

"It turns out you're here, kid, let me find you for a long time! I said it earlier, so you don't run away ..." Big bird Ruqi came over with a smile, only to find that Yi Feiyang was here.

"Writer, why are you here?"

"I'm chatting with your nephew."

"Oh, what are you talking about?"

Before Yi Feiyang spoke, Robert Jr. said, "Who are we talking about!" Uncle Bird's mouth was so open.

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