Chapter 88. [The best in trash]

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The white fat man who walked in from the outside was very stylish, dressed in a suit and shoes, and hugged, and most importantly, he was like a heavy-weight aircraft carrier, as if every step he took, the ground would be shaken by him.

Seeing the white fat man suddenly appeared, Ye ** li was like seeing a big savior.

"Boss Henry, save me, please save me!" He called out loud.

The white fat man didn't even look at the sorrowful wild lying on the ground, walked straight to Yi Feiyang, then narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Hello, dear friend, if I guess well, You are the amazing Chinese director Yi Feiyang! "He put out his fat hand.

Friendly and kind, this is the first impression of white fat people.

Yi Feiyang did not hold his hand. "Sorry, it seems we are not friends yet."

In the face of Yi Feiyang's indifference, the white fat man didn't have the slightest discomfort, but smiled, "Look at me, man, I should introduce myself. Yes, my name is Henry, but everyone likes to call me to do it ' Elephant 'Henry, damn it, I'm so fat! I guess even African elephants will humble themselves when they see me! "

I have to say that this white fat man is very humorous, funny, and very self-deprecating.

Yi Feiyang finally showed a little "interest", "Oh, you are the elephant Henry. You started this company?"

"Yes, huh, making some small movies to help Hollywood flourish its culture, the most important thing is to help men to improve their quality of life!"

Yi Feiyang found another advantage of this fat man --- thick skin.

"Sorry, Mr. Henry, shouldn't you just introduce yourself if you suddenly appear?"

"No, of course not!" Elephant Henry shrugged. "I'm here to thank you!"

"Thank me?" Yi Feiyang was really surprised.

"Yes, I want to thank you!" Elephant Henry said sternly, and pointed at the mournful wild lying on the ground, "Thank you for breaking this guy's leg for me!"

Yi Feiyang was really a little scratched. He thought that the real big guys were behind the scenes. Why did he have to fight against one another? Who knows that this fat man is so kind and amiable ... Can it be said that this is a bully and a tough girl?

Just when Yi Feiyang was in doubt, the elephant Henry said, "Oh damn, you don't know, this damn guy is too disobedient. Although I don't have a good reputation in the Hollywood underground film market, I never do some kidnapping and blackmail. , Forcing women to shoot sex movies! Being a man, even if it is bad, you must give yourself a limit! Yes, my limit is not to persecute or coerce, it is entirely their voluntary! Maybe you think I 'm here It's arrogant here, it's okay, you can ask these pussy, am I such a person ?! "

"Yes, I'm a big bad guy! I'm worse than those bad bitches, so bad I can't wait to kick my head off and kick it! But I, Elephant Henry, are so principled! I have been in ** movies for so many years, no one has seen it, no one has encountered it, been scolded, hated, and spurned ... but who do n't give me a thumbs up and praise me, oh god, this Damn Henry, at least not for good! "

"Yes, I'm proud of it! But this asshole wild ** damn, damn guy, during this time he kept asking me trouble, most of all he ruined my reputation! I am poor, only one left A little bit of good reputation! To be honest, I'm really annoyed, yes, the fire is very big! Especially when I heard that he was holding my sign again and kidnapped a Russian woman and forced her to shoot "Santa vs Snow White" ... Damn, I have to admit, this guy made up a very attractive movie name, but he did it wrong after all, and he did it again and again! So after I got the news, the first reaction was to come in and bring this guy in person Broken leg! "

...

Elephant Henry is very shy, at least in the eyes of Yi Feiyang, this is not a bad guy, it's also a shit, especially when he spit out the stars and talked to you, Yi Feiyang really had a mouthful. impulse.

"Oh, shit, I said so much. Maybe you already know who I am. I'm a bad bitch. The extra-large bad bitch, regardless of its size or status, is extra-large ... Hehe, you Does it feel like I'm real ?! "

"Of course, you Chinese people like to speak without evidence, so if I want you to believe what I said, you must take some practical actions, so come on ..." Elephant Henry laboriously moved the huge body to make a Dao came, and then Yi Feiyang saw what he was looking for ... Natasha!

It turned out that Natasha had been hiding behind Elephant Henry's body, just because the elephant Henry was too big, like a mountain, covering the Russian beauty.

"See no, dear Chinese friend, is she the one you are looking for? Oh, it is undeniable that she is a beauty! My film company has not encountered such a good figure and appearance for a long time. If she is willing to complete the contract and shoot a movie for our company, then she will definitely make a lot of money! Yes, a lot of money! I heard that she is very popular recently, isn't she? "

"I love money very much, but I love making friends more than money ... oh damn, has anyone come over and threw me this guy lying on the ground and humming!" Elephant Henry hated The ground pointed to the wild ground on the ground. "I hate people interrupting me most. I hate it, oh damn it!" Elephant Henry took out the handkerchief and wiped the corner of his mouth very gentlely.

Naturally, someone came by and dragged out a bitter humming unlucky egg, pulling out a spot of blood, shocking.

"Oh yes, man, where did I just say?" Elephant Henry asked Yi Feiyang blinking with very kind eyes.

Yi Feiyang had to say, "You said, make friends."

"Oh yes! You look at me as you get older, and remembering your last name is not so good ... I like making friends the most, so she belongs to you!"

At the gesture of Elephant Henry, Natasha was let go, and the poor Russian beauty hurried to Yi Feiyang's embrace. "Boss, I'm so scared! Huh!" And wept.

"Don't worry, Natasha, it's okay!" Yi Feiyang patted her shoulders and comforted. "By the way, do they embarrass you? If yes, tell me, I will help you get justice!"

"No ... at the beginning, when the bald head forced me to continue making movies, I didn't, he shut me up ... and then, this fat man, he rescued me, and then, I saw the boss you! Woohoo! "Although Natasha was vague, she also made Yi Feiyang clearly understand that she was not hurt and was not bullied by those damn guys, and this fat man looks like not bad.

"Do you think I'm pretty good?" The white fat man seemed to see Yi Feiyang's mind, and his small eyes narrowed into a crack. "Many people who don't know me think that I'm greedy for money and control the ground * * The movie is a big bad guy downright! But people who have known me for a long time know that my elephant Henry is still very human ... such as now ... "said Elephant Henry, and took out a contract.

"See? No, this is a contract between Miss Natasha and my top company. It is a genuine contract and protected by law ... I love the United States. This is the best, no matter how bad people are, what they do. Bad things, as long as you take the legal path, you will be protected by political axe! "

Looking at the proud look of the elephant Henry, Yi Feiyang couldn't help but say, "Will you show off this contract?"

"Oh no, of course not!"

"So you just want me to buy it ... let's say, how much money?" Yi Feiyang was ready to draw a check. No matter how the other party opens, he will buy this contract, for nothing else, just for Natasha's future.

"Oh, man, you look down on me too much! Didn't I just say that, although I love money, I love to make friends! So ..." After that, I saw the elephant Henry take out his lighter, pop Da, even lit that contract!

This time, Yi Feiyang really couldn't understand this "elephant". What is this tycoon doing? !!

"Ha, don't be so surprised, dear man, I said just now, I really want to be able to make friends with you, and this is the price!"

Yi Feiyang was silent, and the elephant Henry did not urge him, just looked at him with a smile and waited.

"I know that people like me may be looked down upon by many people who think they are serious and righteous! No matter how rich and wealthy I am, I still belong to the kind of indie movie people! But I I really hope, dear man, that you can be my friend ... "Elephant Henry said in a bland tone, adding at the end," I don't have many friends, I really don't have many ... I'm very **! "

For some reason, Yi Feiyang was suddenly moved by the last sentence of Elephant Henry. A well-known tycoon even said such sincerity to "weakness", Yi Feiyang felt that even if such a person is really bad, it is bad Nowhere to go.

What's more, I never met any bad guys!

"Well, I promise you ... just don't know why you have to make friends with me?" Yi Feiyang couldn't help asking.

"That's a good question ... But, look, the situation here is really not good for talking. To be honest, I'm tired of doing things. I hate the studio! Why don't we go to my office, where there are fine wine and coffee, And your favorite Chinese tea, come and have a cup and sit down and we can have a good talk! "

...

Rabbit Bill escorted Natasha before leaving. Yi Feiyang was invited to his private office by Mr. Elephant Henry.

A private office is worse than a collection room, so when you step into it, you think you have entered a museum ...

A variety of oil paintings are hung on the surrounding walls. Although Yi Feiyang doesn't know much about oil paintings, he also knows Cezanne's "Card Player", Monet's "Yue Chu. Impression", and Van Gogh's " Xiang Yue Kui "and other famous works.

Elephant Henry greeted Yi Feiyang and sat down, taking off his elaborate coat and hanging it on a hanger, and then asked Yi Feiyang: "Tea or coffee?"

Yi Feiyang said, "Let's have some tea." Then, he began to look at the famous paintings.

Elephant Henry saw him so focused, and laughed: "These are all imitations ... but it also cost me a lot of money, like the imitation of" Impression. Impression ", it cost me 3000 dollars. God, to be honest, I hang these gadgets just for art, lest people say, look, this guy has no taste, the office is full of some posters! "

Yi Feiyang smiled. "I was still wondering just now. Who would hang so many expensive famous paintings casually in the office?"

"Oh, dear Yi ... well, I don't have a problem calling me like this? To be honest, I'm a rude man. Before you can do this, you can't guess what I do ..."

Elephant Henry handed a cup of tea to Yi Feiyang. "Thirty years ago, I was not as fat as I am now, nor as rich as I am now, of course, not as bad as I am now ... I was still at that time. A good man is here, one for life, to support his family, and to buy milk for his children. He drives a container truck between states in the United States. Yes, I 'm just a normal truck driver! "

"Maybe it 's too hard for God to see me. One day he looked after me ... A film crew who made a movie found me and said he would rent my truck and shoot a highway movie. That film I still remember the name of the show, called "Eros with the Big Truck." Ha ha, is this name very earthy, but at that time it was very selling point, and the actress is also very beautiful, do not lose Here you Natasha ... Well, I still remember she was here. Why did I remember it so clearly? Because the second night after filming, I sneaked into her tent and spent three Ten dollars, enough to do what a man should do. Now think of it, the thirty dollars is also very worthwhile, although that is my weekly salary! "

Elephant Henry took a sip of tea with great aftertaste, and then said, "Later, I heard that the show was selling very well, and the people who shot that show made tens of thousands of dollars. At that time, I was very excited. I did not expect to shoot ** The movie will be so profitable, so at that time I made a bold decision to sell my damn big truck and then find someone to make a movie ** "

Seeing the elephant Henry said here, Yi Feiyang couldn't help but smile, "Did you just do that? It looks like a legendary surname, it can be made into a movie, and its name is" Sex ~ Love Tycoon "!"

When Yi Feiyang said this, he remembered last year, that is, a 1996 feature film "Surname ~ Book Tycoon".

The film was nominated for Best Oscar Director and Best Actor in 1997, and won the Golden Bear Award at the Berlin Film Festival that year. Woody Harrison, who plays the actor, showed the complicated surname of the emperor of love and passion: irritability, cuteness, and suspicious patriotism.

Yi Feiyang remembered clearly that the leading actor had a famous saying: "If the First Amendment to the Constitution protects people like me, I believe that it can protect everyone, because I am the worst scumbag."

At this moment, comparing this sentence in the movie and looking at the elephant Henry himself, Yi Feiyang feels that he can be regarded as the best in trash! (To be continued.)

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