Shooting av movie, really does not need technical content. Especially as a "director", in Yi Feiyang's opinion, it seems even less technical.

It only took a day for Bill to finish filming this sincerity version of SpongeBob. Yi Feiyang was surprised by Bill's "fast gunner".

But Bill raised his eyebrows proudly and said to Yi Feiyang, "Yi, you don't have to be so surprised. Do you know what I did before I got into the industry? I was a student at the University of California's Film Department! Pierre-Borg? I'm his brother's brother! He graduated from our bitch school! "

"Originally, this school is not bad, but the horrible guys don't know the goods! Fire me! God, I just opened a group party in the school, everyone barefooted and smoked. A little bit of hemp, takeaway and a female teacher and two female students played an exciting 3p ... It's so serious, damn it, finally fired me! "

Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes, this should not be started, it should be chopped by lightning!

"So, I'm not convinced. I tell everyone: Bill Bunny, wherever I fall, I stand up! Now look at me, I'm not a director yet! Hahaha, damn bastard ~ They, if they knew, I would be so annoyed and moist now that I would be furious! "

"Well, Bill, don't brag anymore! Come, let me see your masterpiece of the day!" Yi Feiyang was too lazy to listen to his blind cover, and couldn't wait to open the machine to look at the sample tape.

The projector started to rustle.

I saw on the small screen, big birds Lu Qi, Natasha, and others wearing cartoon costumes in strange costumes, after a while of Hu Kan Dora Dora, began to enter the focus of the majority of men who want to control the wings, women began to undress Men began to lick women's toes.

Queen Stream? !!

Slutty girl? !!

Rabbit Bill's shooting technique is ambiguous. So that even veterans like Yi Feiyang can't see which genre in the av classic should belong to this play.

Fortunately, Yi Feiyang has patience and can continue watching.

On track, finally on track!

Yi Feiyang shouted in her heart to let the storm come soon, but Natasha, who had undressed, suddenly put on her clothes again.

Yi Feiyang was dumbfounded and asked Rabbit Bill: "When was this shot taken? How do I not know? Natasha is a human or a fairy. How can I undress fast and wear clothes faster?"

"Oh, dear Yi, you do n't know this. When you go to the toilet to boo, I got a clever idea and thought it would be too bad to shoot such a drama. It would be better to have Nata trying to escape and let her naked. Sha put on her clothes again, and boldly aroused the voyeurism of the audience, letting them fall into the fantasy space, leisurely and unable to extricate themselves! "

"What fantasy, what space? Could it be simpler?"

"Ahem. As a student of the Department of Film Art, I can tell you very personally, do you understand that it is a very important means of filming!"

Seeing Bunny Bill swearing by words, Yi Feiyang nodded, "Well, I admit that this kind of art is hard to figure out, but I hope I don't mess up the show!"

"Rest assured that this play will only be more perfect and will never mess up!"

...

Yi Feiyang watched the sample tape again for ten minutes, and couldn't help but asked, "Bill, are you sure this is a sincere movie?"

Bill nodded. "Yeah, this is the best film of sincerity I have personally shot! Of course, without your wonderful screenplay, I never thought that cartoon characters can also be used to turn the bed over and over in the rain!"

"But your shot ..." Yi Feiyang ignored his flattery, "dangling ... how does it feel like shooting a documentary?"

"Ahem, you know, dear Yi, I am a student of the University of California's Film Art Department! The shooting method I use is absolutely first-class, very pioneering and avant-garde! Occasionally there are some unexpected The lens effect, is that right ?! "Bill said sternly.

"This is understandable, but what I can't understand is ... why did Natasha take off her clothes again, and when Big Bird Lurgi was ready to go to war, you suddenly changed the lens?" Yi Feiyang yelled at Bill. .

Bill: "As I said just now, I am a student of the University of California's Department of Film Art! So this method I use is called 'borrowing'! Misplacement, do you understand? Sometimes these lenses are not practical, just need help Shooting from different directions, in order to arouse the infinite reverie of the audience, which is what I just said to you to leave blank art ... how to say, this is the art of film! "

Yi Feiyang was soaring, "I'll take your lungs! I don't understand what is blank, let alone misplacement, and the art of your shit bit by bite! I only know that you have spent our day's work in vain, now I'm going to beat your muscles blank, bones misplaced, and see if you're still artistic! "

"Oh, don't do it, dear Yi! Maybe my shooting technique is a bit avant-garde, but it's not hopeless, right?" Bill looked at Yi Feiyang soaring, knowing that this guy was a good man and a girl, and hurriedly asked for mercy.

Yi Feiyang knows why this guy owes a butt debt. Originally, these small movies would not lose money even if he did not make money, but he just pursued what shit art!

Is art affordable for ordinary people? !!

Except for David Qi, who except Wang Jiawei would dare to play so wildly? !! Playing art requires burning money!

You do n't have money to burn, how can you do art?

In front of this rabbit Bill is simply a wonderful work in the av world, the vanguard and the avant-garde full of brains, it is purely a bullshit!

Fortunately, from the beginning, he didn't expect any good movies from him!

"Well, Bill, I don't care how you make the film. Now, I want to take this sample tape for a business. If it goes well, we can make a lot of money! If unfortunate, then you will Waiting for the chrysanthemum! "

Bill: "...?!"

Bill's ability to understand was super strong, and he soon understood what this new vocabulary meant, and asked, "Did I explode someone, or did someone explode me?" "What do you say?"

"Ahem, talk about it, dear Yi! Don't explode chrysanthemum? Can you explode my peony, petunia, black dahlia ... or can you borrow ...?

镔 Tie Tieben, ask for tickets, recommend! !! !! !! ;